Warning: May Contain Actual Porn

Over the years, we at STT have longingly suggested that football and porn could be successfully meshed. However, the distinct lack of cameras, a studio and willing ‘models’ have held us back from producing the future-classic Any Hole’s a Goal™ that we know we have in our locker. After more than four man hours of expansive story-boarding and internet-based ‘research,’ the towel has had to be thrown in because, well, stupid shit like girlfriends and jobs kept getting in the way.

Brazilians have no such problems. You see, they have persuaded one of Ronaldo’s (the transsexual-prostitute-loving-one, not the multiple-regular-prostitute-loving-one) ex-girlfriends to star in a porn movie with a bonafide genuine Ronaldo look-a-like. The delectable Vivi Brunieri has thus changed her name to Vivi Ronaldinha, and the inspirationally-titled: Vivi Ronaldinha, My First Time is out there now for everyone with an internet connection to see for themselves.

A couple of treats for you now then, courtesy of those excellent chaps over at Dirty Tackle. Firstly, what appears to be some kind of attempt at a viral video, in which someone with a video camera conveniently catches Ronaldinha and Ronaldo messing around through their hotel room window:



Secondly, a Behind the Scenes featurette which is obviously all kinds of awesome-



The guy’s face just makes me laugh so much!