What a Whore-ible Man

Despite sporting a very classy new tattoo sleeve on his left arm, Craig Bellamy is still an unpleasant piece of work; it’s cute that he wants to be as street as D. Beck, but ultimately he’s just a shit. This week then the West Ham striker continued on his mission to alienate as many people in the UK as humanly possible, after getting involved in a row with Ipswich fans as he was substituted at Monday night’s game. Bellers is of course an ex-Norwich player, and that Old Farm rivalry has apparently bubbled under the surface ever since leaving the English Riviera. After picking up an injury, Craig was seen to kick an advertising board, and then started to argue with the real psycho hard-men in the family enclosure.

According to local reports, Bellamy swore at supporters and then made reference to Ipswich prostitutes, five of which were of course the victims of a serial killer in late 2006. I don’t know about you but I’m actually quite impressed that Bellamy had the memory recall and self-awareness for such jibes, although I doubt his comments were Swiftian in their wit. Deryck Ayers, who was at the game with his 6-year-old daughter, claimed he was sworn at by Bellamy: “With him being an ex-Norwich player I shouted ‘see you later Bellamy’ and he just turned around and swore at me and he said something about prostitutes in Ipswich.” The strangely-spelled Deryck continued, still flabbergasted: “He (Bellamy) was not very nice. I was shocked because I had my daughter there and there were other kids around in the same area.” Come on pal, this is a guy who hit a team-mate with a golf club because he wouldn’t do karaoke, wise up.